GlassesUSA and Victorinox Launch Swiss Army Glasses

Posted on April 1, 2019

GlassesUSA and Victorinox Swiss Army have announced the launch of Survival Rx. These glasses contain a bunch of useful little tools like the classic Swiss Army knife. The glasses have four tools built into the temple arm. They include a corkscrew, screwdriver, scissors and bottle opener.

GlassesUSA says, "Combine a basic health necessity (prescription eyewear) with built-in tools that avoid the hassle of carrying multiple objects in your pocket or bag. That's what the people want, so that’s what we’re giving them."

GlassesUSA lists the pre-order price at $129 but the glasses are an April Fool's joke. We suspect there are some people who wish they were a real product. However, having sharp and poking objects next to your eyes is not a good idea even if they can be hidden inside the frames when not in use. It is best to keep your glasses and multi-tool knives separate.





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